POV: 20 years old Anne and adult Saike are drunk and singing horribly in the bar

Max: Oh my god *sitting in the corner awkwardly*

Anne: *opens a portal and puts him through*

aalallllllrriiighhht leeettsss goo hoommme

Max: *walks through* let's go

Anne: nooo thaaats dadsss houussssee

Max: f**k... sorry

Anne: iiitttss finnneeeee cuuuttiieeee

Max: *follows her*

*she gets on a metal sheet*

Max: *sits next to her*

*she starts to fly it, but shes drunk*

Max: let's just walk...

Anne: finneeee

Max: *picks her up bridal style* let's go *starts walking*

Anne: shihehe

Max: *walking home*

Anne: *falls asleep*

Max: *places her in bed* night my dear

Anne: shizzzzzzz

Anne: WHOAOAAAAAAA

Saike: WWEEEE'rEEEEE HAAALLLLFFFFFF WAAAAAYAYYY THEEEERRRrr

Max: WOOOOOOOAH OH! LIVIN ON A PRAYERRRRR

Bartender: OK YOU GUYS CAN LEAVE NOW

Anne: nuhhhhh uuhhhhhhh

Max: cmon let's go guys

Anne: nooooo I wannaaaaaa stayyyyyy

*saike is asleep*

Max: we gotta go

Anne: uugggghhhhh fiiiennnnneeeee

Max: alright, help me with your dad

Anne: *carries him*

Max: *follows*

Anne: shiiiehehehehe.... maaaxx... hhaaai!

Max: Hey Anne!

Anne: joooooin ussssss

Saike: *singing badly*

Max: N-no thanks

Anne: oookkkiiii

*starts singing with saike*

Max: *sighs* whatever *hops on stage*

Anne: yeeee :D

*its a bar table*

*f**k sorry*
Max: what song?

*theyre singing we're halfway there*

Max: *begins singing*

Eren: *also drunk* DOOON'T STOP BEEEEEELIIIIIEVIN!!!

Both: I DONNN UUHH AAAA OOOO

*in the tune of the song*

Eren: STREETLIGHT WINDOOW OOOOOOOOAAAAAA-

Both: *gibberish in the tune of the song*

Eren: LETS F**KING GOOOO!!!

Saike: YEAAAA

Anne: *falls asleep*

Eren: *Falls on the floor and falls asleep*

*saike also does*

Linda: *Just looks at them with a stone cold glare*

Saike: YeAAAAA

Linda: *In sign language* Stop please

Saike: nnnoooooooo

Linda: *Her hands light on fire*

Anne: wwwhhooaaa thaaaaartttt cool

*She lights the nearby tables on fire*
Linda: *In sign language* Horrible singing! Stop it! I WILL BURN DOWN THIS PLACE IF YOU DO NOT STOP SINGING!

Saike: Chiheheh... juss lik in heeellll

Linda: *She growls*

Saike: whhoooaaa whooa doonntt gettt ficty

Linda: *Her hand turns into a dragon hand and speaks in sign language* STOP! THE SINGING IS HORRIBLE!

Anne: what are uuu on about? Wee stoppeddddd singinnn

Linda: *In sign language* Thanks. Now what did you have today?

Saike: oonneeeee bowwlll of sake

Anne: Yeeeaaa

Linda: *Shakes her head*

Saike: tf u meeaaannn

*Her hand goes back to normal*
Linda: *In sign language* Most likely more.

Saike: nooooooo

Linda: *She sighs*