Oopsy f**king daisy hold up lemme fix that
If my attempts of comebacks are so weak then why are you so f**king mad, even with the fact that I called you your past username that you probably dont want to be called because your IQ is probably lower than the average, probably even 70. You're lucky you're even typing at this point.
Nah fam your "life problems" are serious. Smoking cocaine and drugs 24/7 while trying to rob a bank on the streets is REALLY REALLY insane. Also, yes, I do, indeed, put things into my own hands for problem-solving unlike you who's probably trying to seem strong only for some pity, which, in fact, you won't even get any. I mean, who would care for a guy named "DEKAUS" like go back to watching those shitty anime girls or smth.
I have good grades, get honor rolls, and I'm even in Gifted & Talented, some accomplishments that you'll never meet because you're literally in special ed rocking and stemming while the teahcer plays some f**king kids show and jerks off to it at the same time. If I was your brother or father I wouldn't be even shocked to see your report card and recieve all report cards, because you were probably a mistake, should've been aborted and all of that shit. I'd probably work at that fast food joint at the same time with dignity and success, unlike you who'll probably be like that one school janitor who doesn't even get paid for something, and don't worry, the only break you'll get is when you somehow get locked people in your room, which all the people in that school you'd work in hope happens to you.
Also I'm pretty sure that's your fetish, not mine. You'd be the type of guy who would do a bellyflop on a mountain thinking that it's your beloved girlfriend (oops, i should not have typed that in). Also, yes, I grow up, you probably don't because you're just watching the most random kindergartener's show while dancing to a f**king p**is in a door, OR be like GNIB and somehow lose your virginity to a chair. Like I said, your life problems are YOURS, not mine.
