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what is the most offensive joke you have

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

last game you played

Into the Radius

guh

mine is Mario Kart 64

you play bonelab?

I want to but no money 😥

ah

just a tip

in level 5, grab the table with the shotgun on it, and use it as a shield.