It started out as her being annoying about it, but now I’m getting mad

Unfortunate

I don’t have an ex yet

Need to get bitches first. Luckily I’m an expert at getting bitches, I just suck at keeping them

Oh I have a bitch rn

Got em this morning

Good for you
Now it’s a matter of time before you lose her

there are no other options for her

I’m literally the only one available

Here’s some advice from a random dude on the internet who can’t make them stay

1) don’t rush to f**king
2) be nice to each other
3) don’t let her control your life and don’t control hers
4) make some go***mn time for the BOYS

But we’re below age of consent
Why wouldn’t I do 2 3 and 4

There are some bad people in this world

I’m f**king 13

Good for you
All the more reason

SHES 12

Biggest life lesson I learned is, if it didn't work at first, it won't work again

Preach.
I’ve learned that the hard way sadly