with my newfound bombs, i bomb norway for iron
gotta have historical accuracy
also i now have finished making silly nukes, they turn enemies silly :3

Villain arc 💀

:D

Thats not hungary, but i will invade romania

OH SHIT I THOUGH THAT WAS HUNGARY SORRY

help your slovakia and hungary now

haha, im fat nowQ

send ally request to lav

ally with supercat for historical accuracy

alliance accepted >:)

Invade plague and ally with lav

the second i bomb someone people become friends with them
wth

Lavs my pookie bear

your pookie bear is f**ked
i now have norway as well :3

Lemme introduce you to communism

let me introduce you to my silly nukes
they turned your armed forces silly

Lemme introduce you to the tsar bomb

the silly nuke has turned your bombs silly, they just explode confetti

No cartoon logic or else I'll introduce you to the refrigerator army

the german average tempature is above freezing tf is a fridge gonna do

Crush you

with what nuclear silos fr fr

The ones in my ass

hear me out
thats cool, ill pull out of lav if you keep them in your ass.

i could have worded that better

Lmao okay, and yes you couldve

we do a bit of expansion

she should agree first

Ok

invade greece

spend approximately $798,671,258 on military

Why everyone so obsess with colonization
Crackers

PUSH BACK THE SPANISH INVADERS

too late

WHAT ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME

occupy all of france

im too far in