Lauren: "I was NOT that drunk at the Christmas party!"
Mr: "You were flirting with Lawrence."
Lauren: "So? He's my husband."
Mr: "You asked him if he was single. You cried when he said he wasn't."
"It's fine, I'm not judging, but I don't think that was the best course of action. Since when do you drink anyway? I don't think I heard of you doing it before."