yessir

eat car batteries

Already done that

Come up with something different quickly or you’ll lose your opportunity

eat a lemon

Ight

suck eclipses dick /j

BET! WHERE HE AT!?

40°42'43.93"N, -74°00'6.03"W.

Ok lemme check those coordinates

There is no place at that location!

Those coordinates were to the police station.

No

Turn yourself in

No

Tell them you like eclipses thighs and bring a body pillow of eclipse

No. I will suck off eclipse instead

Do it in the police station

No. That’s public indecency

Who cares

Do it

no meee

No

fine

just skcu her dcik

You mean his

looks femaile enough

Fair enough

Be cute

What kind of cute

Idk

Explain if you can

Uwu cute

Oh ok.

Suck me

Will do

tell the fat kids at my school to lose weight

Bet. Where your school?

aint no way you actually gonna do it

you really wanna bet?

Yes. I bet

memechat

Ight

breathe omg 😨

*breathes in*

NO WAY

*holds*

WAIT F**K

*HOLDS*

SHIIIIIIIT

*HOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDSSSS*

NOOOO

*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*