he’s a bottom sorry

he's never gonna get into a relationship

he better prepare for me

He killed a man

has a group of fangirls who spawned out of literally nowhere

LMFAO
canon

He’s cool

he hates gay and trans people and dedicates half his life to making Lian miserable

I will beat the shit out of him

Good

i mean Lian tripped him down a flight of like 98 stairs and hospitalized him if that makes you feel better

Wait what building has that many stairs
A court???

idk yet

Probably a court

or ragdoll testing on roblox

BAHAHA

he probably ragdolled when lian pushed him

if not, he's one now

and will be for a few months

i love him so much

he's also currently canonically in the hospital with twelve broken bones

add 12 more

Mr probably sends him "get worse" cards 😭

LMFAOOO

Tristan: ".. what's this card say..?
..'I hope you live to be a cripple. -Mr'..
..>:("

in case you didn't figure it out, Lian is the reason Tristan has 24 broken bones

I know
He literally pulled an Omori except (sadly) the other guy didn't die

how would Mr react to finding out

He would probably say that while that was probably illegal and that one should control themselves, that little punk got exactly what he deserved, and it will be a long time before he messes with you again.

send him money.
make us a bl

Eye damage from looking at a solar eclipse (he was double dog dared)

"...today's been crazy..."

".. you're alright, right?"

"Yeah!"

"good. You know, I think this is a good thing.
...wait, why did you could 98 stairs??"

"I had a feeling you'd ask how many stairs if was..."

".. that's very smart."

"...I feel kinda bad about what I did..."

"..that makes perfect sense. Technically, what you did was wrong. But It was deserved."

"...why am I like this?"

"..Lian, please, don't go into a downward spiral!"

"I could have just talked it out with him... b-but now somebody's in the hospital... a-and it's all my fault..."

"Lian, he can't be reasoned with. It was about time someone did something like this to him. In fact, the next time he was messing with you, I probably would have hospitalized him."

"...wh-what if he dies...?"

".. he'll live. I know that couldn't have mortally injured him. If it did, you would be able to tell for sure."

"I- I... I'm worried about him..."

"..of course. That's perfectly reasonable."

"...I almost puked when I looked at him... h-his limbs were bent in ways they shouldn't have been..."

"...o-oh.."

"H-he was bleeding..."

"....oh....."

.

"The ambulance. He called 911 with his broken fingers."

*lil smile flickers at the corner of his mouth*
"Oh, thats...
..anyway, do you think anyone saw you?"

"His friends did."

"..those guys? They don't even side with him on anything."

"They congratulated me."

"PFFT-- u-uhm."

"...o-one of them flirted with me... I had to say no, of course."

"..oh, yikes.. they took the rejection respectfully, right?"

"...they were sad, but they understood..."

"good."

"Hey, uh... Mr, I... I dealt with Tristan."

"...??"

"I tripped him down the stairs."

"..what stairs? Where?"

"...I can't remember..."

"..how many stairs?"

"...98."

"...
..first of all, when did you count 98 stairs? Second, while that is exactly what he deserved, it could get you in trouble. Where is he now?"

"He's in the hospital with 24 broken bones."

*Mr makes the 😨 face*
"Who took him there?"

Canon

Mr: *gives Tristan the middle finger*
Tristan: "...huh?? I can't see that."
Mr: "it's the middle finger you sh*tstain"

LMFAOO

Mr: "what's the matter, you get too much smoke in your eyes?"
Tristan: "..no, I looked at a solar eclipse for a dare."
Mr: "oh, you f***ing dumb*ss."