Resheph is giving out free plagues apparently

*Meanwhile my username*

Milo: Wut dat?

X: MILO NOOO

Milo: ?

X: Milo, a plague is a disease, a really bad thing

Milo: o ok

X: *headpat* miss me?

Milo: Ye :3

X: well, I get the day off!

Milo: Cewl!

X: but then I have to go again

Milo: Aw :<

X: I'll come back after a while though

Milo: Ye :D

X: *pets him*

Milo: 3

X :) don't worry, I'll be back in, what will be for you, a week

Milo: Yee! :DDD

X: I forgot how cute you were, or did you just get cuter?

Milo: Twanks!

Plaugia: excuse me what?

Resheph: *BAM!* Ypu have now contracted the Plague of Decay. In three days your body will have rotted from the inside out

Plaugia: -_- I am the god of plague and death, i don't think that'll work

Plaugia: -_-

Plague: What?

Setuh: I’m sorry, what?