To All My Friends....Barfly.

(i misread that as chaotic german friends lmao) probably trying to stage a revolution and overthrow the math teacher. that or flipping my friend upside down on a swing

I enjoy stories from chaotic German friends as well, but I do love a good revolution

searched up "drake leak" on his computer

Tame, I forced the word Bussy into my friends search history for half an hour

I yelled gee-yat full volume in school roday

My friends WILL NOT stop talking about my “gyatt” and its unhinged sometimes, like all 6 of them and then the kids a grade below me started talking about how huge my ass is, its starting to get weird

I broke a desk in social studies

My friend did that too

I bro a chair because my thighs were to powerful, it was one of those wierd desk chairs and I pushed up with my legs and broke one of the welds n the desk-chair, it was a very shoddy weld though

I'm absolutely ripped I pushed it back and it did a full Lego and broke into three pieces (it was also a desk chair)

Yeah they made hundreds of thousands of them, you’d think they’d get better at making them a tad stronger

Fr

Also someone was sitting in it

Even better

Bonked my friend with a binder ✨
they did it back at me so it’s fair

e q u a l i t y

Yelling at my English teacher

One of my friends got fed up and walked out on the Math teacher

🥶

Nah, he stuttered and fumbled the Main Character dialogue at the end, so it wasn’t epic

Darn

Yeah