pov: you're playing (insert random mobile game) and see this ad.

Froggi: "Eh, I do need a new phone, so..."

*waiting for you to click*

killmote bites at her cage

killmote:LET MEH OUT QUICKSAND!

quicksand:no, i dont want you destroying the universe again after that last fight with ba-

quicksand:oh no...i guess its my turn now to fight bandu

*cutscene skipped*

quicksand:oh uhhh

*you are at the phone store*

quicksand:oh dear god

buy phone please i need to feed my family of two

quicksand slirthers away

*invisible wall*

*insert BONK sound efect*

quicksand:ow...let me just

killmote is biting at the bars of her cage(you can add the metal pipe sound efects) as quicksand melts into the ground to slither under the wall

*I (DogDay) just look at the ad as I say*
What the?

*you noticed a text at the bottom that says*
call me pretty please with a cherry on top i need the moneys :(

*I smirk as I say*
I could use a new phone. Why not?

:)

MB: wait, I’m playing Stardew, how am I getting this?
MB: also, I don’t need a phone.
MB: I already have multiple weapons and consoles.
MB: closed.

*He was browsing the interwebz, looking for a goood game but failing because *cough cough*. Google *cough*)

“Whoa, seems legit!”

*you see in the corner under the x it says*
pls click the add and not the x
the x wont give you phone