pov: you're playing (insert random mobile game) and see this ad.

killmote bites at her cage

killmote:LET MEH OUT QUICKSAND!

quicksand:no, i dont want you destroying the universe again after that last fight with ba-

quicksand:oh no...i guess its my turn now to fight bandu

*cutscene skipped*

quicksand:oh uhhh

*you are at the phone store*

quicksand:oh dear god

buy phone please i need to feed my family of two

quicksand slirthers away

*invisible wall*

*insert BONK sound efect*

quicksand:ow...let me just

killmote is biting at the bars of her cage(you can add the metal pipe sound efects) as quicksand melts into the ground to slither under the wall

Froggi: "Eh, I do need a new phone, so..."

*waiting for you to click*

MB: wait, I’m playing Stardew, how am I getting this?
MB: also, I don’t need a phone.
MB: I already have multiple weapons and consoles.
MB: closed.

*I (DogDay) just look at the ad as I say*
What the?

*you noticed a text at the bottom that says*
call me pretty please with a cherry on top i need the moneys :(

*I smirk as I say*
I could use a new phone. Why not?

:)

*He was browsing the interwebz, looking for a goood game but failing because *cough cough*. Google *cough*)

“Whoa, seems legit!”

*you see in the corner under the x it says*
pls click the add and not the x
the x wont give you phone