Sometimes you just have to beat the hell out of people who piss you off. *shrug*

#relatable

If Pokémon were in this world… assuming it is as easy to train them as it is in the game, a lot of people would probably be in jail
If Pokémon were real I think I might have a hypno who can make me go to sleep

If Pokémon were real, there would be more murder and sorrow. I do wish they were real, but it would just cause too much pain

I’d have a Golett

I'd train a Lucario to stab every r34 artist who drew it with its spike hands, followed by a black hole from Psychic-Fairy #3 to clean up the evidence.

No you don't.

nah

Not only is the red spike missing, it also should be as flat as the fields of Iowa, which it is not.. Likely a byproduct of the image being AI-generated, as evidenced by the right pillar abruptly stopping a few dozens of pixels into the shadow from the tree.

Bitch I live in Iowa that shit is not flat I've been everywhere from the Mississippi River to Plymouth.

Then please compare it to Nevada.
Also, if you look at the image, which has an abhorrent resolution by the way, you will notice that the Gardevoir is wearing shoes, something that requires feet which are not found on a normal Gardevoir. But I guess that is why you had to resort to AI to either upset some people or to satisfy your craving for humanoids.

This one's a bit better.

Lets be real. People are gonna do some questionable things with pokemon

Gardevoir is a cool Pokémon capable of sucking people into black holes.