( mod note: wanna try the first one tho)

Bros kids boutta be the flash

please daddy~
lemme fix the vibrator
lemme feel that taser shock my ass while u f**k it
i wanna use the vibrator for my sensitive cock
i wanna use that 12 gauge for urethral sounding
pls lemme do it daddy~

no a vibrator is for your @$$

Not necessarily

god dammit someone upvoted

69 upvotes
no one upvote

You know, I’ve seen porn of this woman who got her va**na tased. 🤔

oh good god XD

Mod: you wanna try the vibe? Or the taser? Keep us posted on the results please

Ran outta ammo, gotta use my son ig

Ran out of son, gotta use the pipe bomb ig

ran outta pipe bomb, gotta use my own teeth

Ran outta teeth, gotta use my p**is

Grinded up tip, gotta use chainsaw

Chain saw ran out of gas, gotta use the demon core

*chainsaw

demon ran outta ganas, gotta use you
COMMERE BOI

*comes inside myself*

ran out of air, gotta use water

Ran outta myself, gotta use air

12 gauge broke, gotta use the M16 ig

m16 ig broke, gotta use the .577 tyrannosaur

I meant to say M16 I guess

Anyways.577 tyrannosaur broke, gotta use the AR-15

AR-15 broke, gotta use the AK-47

AK-47 broke, gotta use the minigun

minigun broke ig, gotta use the Barrett M82

Barrett M82 broke, gotta use the AUG para

AUG para broke, gotta use the MP5K

MP5K broke, gotta use the SMG

an MP5K is an SMG

MP5K broke, gotta use the M200 Intervention

an smg is gonna replace a sniper rifle

Thompson broke, gotta use the M4A1

M200 Intervention broke, gotta use the Thompson

SMG broke, gotta use the PP-2000

Pp-2000 broke, gotta use the M1 Garand

a PP-2000 is an smg
M1 Garand broke, gotta use the AK-70

.577 Tyrannosuar broke, gotta use the Glock 18

Glock 18 broke, gotta use the Tec9

Tec 9 broke, gotta use the Desert Eagle

Desert eagle broke, gotta use the minigun

She sounds like my kinda girl tbh

pretty sure a vibrator is one of those big sticks for women that get shoved up their @$$ to replicate $3x
kuz they got no rizz

a vibrator is a massager placed on spots like the clitoris, anus, va**na, vulva, p**is or scrotum

o ok

what?

or is it somthing else, i dont remember

I did have a girl in memechat who said the first half, but then “gotta use my fingers”