Something malicious is brewing

Been hopin for p**is all my life

no.

been suckin on dic to pass the time

What song

eh idk

we´ve got to celebrate our differences

we´ve got to celebrate our differences

we´ve got to celebrate our differences

we´ve got to celebrate our differences

i like kids

Coach Z Coach Z 1 2 1 2

Got my helmet on my head
Figure out what that zombie said (what?)

Lava all over the room
Got a half-heart left, man, I am doomed

Don't have any iron bars
My pick just broke into some shards

Stomach's all tied up in knots
This labyrinth, I'm gettin' lost
This is really getting old
Found like two pieces of coal
Down one way, there's just stone
Monsters won't leave me alone
Down another, there's some lava
And of course, I get pwned

Remember last time I tried to mine at night
I failed, so bad
I lost all my stuff, it was really tough
That's it (rage quit)

Don't mine at night
I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda' brave
Go to bed, you'll be alright

There's nothing that is gonna change
If you just wait until the day
Zombies wanna eat your brains
Don't mine at night

I know it's me you're gonna thank
Make a bed, it's not too late
Three wool and three wooden planks
Don't mine at night
How many times I have to say
Drop the pick and walk away-a, woah

Scary noise, what should I do?
Go left or right? I'll have to choose

Visions of last time flash inside my mind
I'm scared, oh well
And I'm pretty sure there's a big creeper right there

Don't mine at night
I know you're lookin' at that cave

And you're feelin' kind of brave
Go to bed you'll be alright

Don't mine at night
There's nothing that is gonna change
If you just wait until the day
Zombies wanna eat your brains

I know it's me you're gonna thank
Make a bed, it's not too late
Three wool and three wooden planks
Don't mine at night

How many times I have to say
Drop the pick and walk away-a, woah

Don't mine at night
(Don't mine at night)

A vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

the other side

Welcome to the internet

what would you prefer?

would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur

Be happy,

Be horny

be bursting with rage

We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet

put your cares aside

Here's a tip for straining pasta

heres a nine yo who died