Timeshift Madness Part 1.mp3

Paleo: Man. Tomorrow is Wednesday and it's Valentines Day. Man I gotta prepare for tomorrow.

Blook: "It's nice to be roleplaying again"

Paleo: For once you finally toke a break from it. Maybe you did, or you were just lazy. Idk but let's just say yeah.

Blook: "Okk"

Paleo: Anyways, got any plans for valentines day?

Blook: "Yeah-"
*Loud noise lmao*

Paleo: ...... Dafuq? Was that an earthquake?

*They look outside*

Paleo: I hope it ain't the volcano. See anything?

*Guzlor*

Paleo: Wut?

Blook: "Classic Robloxian -> Classic Crusher"

Paleo: Ok

*A glitch rift appears and 2025 Blook and Paleo fall in along with Kage*

*Falls on Blook*
Paleo: Oh.
*Kage falls on Paleo*
Kage: Whoa. Rough landing.
*Gets off of Paleo*

24Blook: "Wait... why are there two of me?"

Paleo: Wdym, there's only 1 of yo- Wait?
*Looks down, he's on Blook's back*
Paleo: Oh, sorry buddy.
24Paleo: Da hell, why you look like me?
Paleo: I'm starting to think that's you in 2024 isn't it?
24Paleo: Ooooh, so you must be 2025 me?

24Blook: "FAKERS!"
Blook: "I remember this!"

24Paleo, to 24Blook: Wait! Relax, they're from the future and... Is that a mythical pokemon I'm seeing rn?
Kage: Are you talking about to me?

Blook: "You two must be fighting that Guzzlord!"

24Paleo: Yeah, that big guy right behind you.
Paleo: Huh?
*Paleo looks back at it*

*Blook readies his fire magic*

*Kage gets ready to fight*
Paleo: Uhh, I don't think I should be facing that ultra beast.
24Paleo: Sorry bro.
Paleo: I'm not your bro.

*Blook appears behind Guzzlord and uses Pixie-dust Pyre*

*Kage uses shadow punch*

*Not very effective*

Paleo: Kage, don't you have a very effective move?
Kage: I'm trying to understand it's resistance and weakness.
Paleo: Oh.

Blook: "Use fighting moves"

*Kage uses Force Palm*

*SUPER EFFECTIVE*

Paleo: That works

*Blook, Kage, and Paleo get sucked into another glitch rift*

Paleo: Not aga-
*Gets sucked into it*

*We get sent to the next rp*

Blook: "Why do you think we're in an rp for the first time since New Years"

Paleo: ..... Idk

Blook: "Exactly"
*Guzzlord seems like we should just battle it*

Paleo: It's not like it's too powerful.

Guzzlord: "GUZ GUZZ GUZZ!!!!!!!!!1"
*Translated: Think again!*

Paleo: Dafuq you mean "Think Again"?

Guzzlord: "LORD!!!!!!!"
*Failed to translate.*
Blook: "Crusher, we need ya."

Paleo: Crusher?

Paleo: The guy with an arm gun?

*Guzzlord*

Paleo: Da hell is that, is that like some sort of Godzilla name or something

*pokEmon*

Paleo: Blook always has been a fan of that stuff. I wonder if we can catch it?

Guzzlord: "GUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111111"
Blook: "I feel like it's too big to fit in a normal pokeball."

Paleo: Wdym?

Blook: "It's huge, regular Guzzlord are only about 18′ 1″"

Paleo: We're gonna need a bigger pokeball

Blook: "It's not as simple as you think."
Scorpion Gaming: "He looks important to the story. We should fight him together."

Paleo: Wait, what story?