No erp joke no romance

Goji: nah…if i could i would have killed you by now

Reaper: *rolls her eyes*

Goji:* bursts into laughter*. HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Reaper: *sighs*

IO:”goji, I don’t want to join, I just want to stay with you!”

Goji: uh ok… sure… *eyes glow*

IO:” don’t you recognize me?!”

Goji: nope..

IO:”it’s me IO. Remember we talked after I called you cute?”

Goji: *snort* ah yes.

IO:”what was that for goji!” *she looks upset*

Goji: nothing sorry. Here * gives her a black rose*

*she blushes* “awww thank you goji! It’s beautiful!”

Goji: no problem babe :)

*she kisses him on the cheek*

IO:”you know I’m not picky!” *she winks at you*

Goji: ha! *smiles

Io:”well what are you going to chose?”

Goji: how about monsters vs humans?

Io:”ok!”

Goji: puts it on* want some popcorn?

Io:”yes please!”

Goji: goes to his kitchen and pops some* here ya go! *he gives her a big bowl with butter and cheese*

Io:”thank you!” *she smiles*

GOji: no problem * he puts his hand behind her back as they watch the movie *

*she leans on him cuddling and eats popcorn*

Reaper: Of course!

Goji: good.. you can be my general

Reaper: Sweet!

GOJI: welcome the my kingdom disobeyed me and you die.

Reaper: *laughs* You can kill the dead?!

Goji: when your the lord of hell you can…

Reaper: You can kill a Soul Reaper?

Goji: i dont know lets see..* he pulls out his purple fire dual swords*

Reaper: Holy GEEZ!! I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT!!

Goji: ha! I’m just kidding

Reaper: Are you trying to give me a blackout?!

you really want me?

Goji: sure

may I ask why?

To invade earth ofc!

..........

Middo:o-ok?

Siri: Is there a retirement or healthcare plan?

GOJI: yurp

Siri: Then sure.

GOJI: Blushes so much his face is on fire*

*IO laughs* “what goji?”

Goji: nothing..

*she giggles* “you’re always cute when you’re flustered.”

Goji: I know I know

*she winks at him in an attempt to do so*

Goji: u wanna go get something to eat?

IO:”sure! Have any idea on where to go?”

Goji: hmmm nope hbu?

IO:”what about that new restaurant that serves human flesh?”