To All My Friends....Barfly.

accidentally exploded a milk carton.

I exploded a milk carton, not on accident

i dont remember my most RECENT case of tomfoolery. but i do remember scamming a pedophile

Respectable, I stole from a pawnshop that someone sold some of my stuff to

i shit in a urinal and put a soap dispenser under a teacher's desk

Huzzah

I got my christian friends addicted to a satanic metal band, then turned right around and convinced them to be goth-

YES, I got my straight friends addicted to girl in red

LMFAO I love that for you!

Yesssss

lmao