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MY NAME IS CRAIG TUCKER. LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY, MY GRANDMA GAVE ME A CHECK FOR 100 DOLLARS. I WAS SO HAPPY. BUT THEN, 4 KIDS FROM MY SCHOOL CAME TO MY HOUSE, AND SAID I SHOULD USE MY 100 DOLLARS TO INVEST IN BECOMING A PERUVIAN FLUTE BAND. THEY PROMISED I WOULD DOUBLE MY MONEY IN ONE AFTERNOON