The new Matt plush! Only one in stock! Get it no- wait where is Matt?

*Hakai steals it*

Spark: Um... I wouldn't do that ma'am

Ong he is smol

*Blook fades in, grabs it, and fades out*

Spark: NO WAIT-

X: hey, I'll sue you for copy right reasons!

Blook: "No'

X: I'll take that, it's mine now

The plushie: *muffled* X HELP

X: WHAT? HUH

The plushie: *muffled* I INSULTED A WIZARD ABD HE TURNED ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE

X: would a reversal spell work?

The plushie: *muffled* probably

X: *starts reversing him*

Matt: *pop* that's better

X: well, you owe net

Matt: k

X: by making me a matt plushie

*me*

Matt: *sigh* I'll get violet

X >:(

*later*

Violet: done! :D

*2 matt plushies. one for her and one for X*

X: yoink *fades out of existence*

Violet: ... not even a thank you? D:

X: thank you very much *headpat*

Violet: :D

Spark: WAIT!

X: hm?

Spark: Well... 1, that came out of nowhere, two, matt went missing afterwards

X: too bad *fades out of existence*

Matt plushie: *Muffled screaming*

X: what....

Matt plushie: *More muffled screaming*

X: *soul absorbtion ability*

(Fox would like to have a word with you)

*There is no soul, but the screaming continues*

(he can't hold the soul, only absorb and transfer, maybe)

X: huh, weird

F Ivan: *Looks at it* I wonder...

Spark: I swear to God...

F Ivan: *Grabs it and looks at it* Matt? Is that you?

Plushie: *muffled screaming*

F Ivan: Okay!

Plushie: *more screaming*

F Ivan: How do I help?!?!??!?!

Plushie: *more muffled screaming*

F Ivan: *Recites something in an ancient language*

Matt: *pop* oh that works

F Ivan: Yep!