WHY MUST YOU MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, VALVE, AND THE SUPERBOWL, NARU?! BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO. I HAVE READ ENOUGH! HOW DARE YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG MORAL COMPASS; AND SENSE OF DUTY TO KIN AND COUNTRY, YOU XENOPHOBIC RACIST ISLOMPHOBIC SCIENCE DENYING WOMAN HATING BIGOT!