Squidward-Happy

7:00 in the evening watching something stupid on TV

I'm zoned out on the sofa when my wife comes in and sees me

a wife right here

Wait, what is a chain?

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i tried to start on with "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" By Weird Al

She then pulla out a lightsaber and you go into a paper mario style RPG fight

you meet a Goomba that shows you the way out of this world and takes you to the planet Dagobah, where you meet...

Spingus, the god of really stupid memes, where he shows you the history starting all the SpunchBops, starting with...

the one about your mom, and the one about tom. He shows you some more but you need to fight your wife to the death. So...

I yell, "I DON'T HAVE A WIFE I'M NOT READY FOR THAT YET" So I run off into the Land of Purple Whatevers where you find...

William Afton "Purple Guy" with his purple friends like purple from rainbow friends, Gengar, and others. They are all hanging out with each other, and you say to William...

Why are you hanging with the cringe brothers? And he kicks you out because now he needs a therapist so you...

In comments?

*Continuing the story but here since I can't reply to you anymore for some reason* call Steve Harvey and he takes you into his Time machine, where you go back in time to the beginning of the story. There, Steve Harvey says...

"You must fight your inner wife demons." You grab your Finn Sword and Finn and Jake come blasting out of the swords core so they can fight with you. So...

you start with the big demon. You aim for the chest with your sword, but it teleports away. you never found it again. You go for the second demon. But this time...

Jake yells, "Hey, we got this." Then him and Finn destroy the other demon by unleashing the power of finally beating that stupid level you've been playing for an hour. And the demon was vanquished. So you had a snack break with the monsters where...

they say "sup" and you say "sup" and they say "how ar- wait a minute!" and they start attacking you. Finn comes and kills the monsters by...

using an unknown method of dancing and chopping movements, while making parsley half-baked. Meanwhile, William Afton comes back from his 576375649587687956489576928473689725634875643987562394875 years of therapy, and sends everyone, even Steve Harvey, to Minecraft, then all of you spawned in Green Hill Zone, where The Tornado crashes into a hillside where...

Sonic the hedgehog uses the chaos emeralds to stop the tornado. He then becomes 2D and says "Do you know where the nearest chili dog store is?" you point to your left and he immediately runs to the time machine and leaves. After a minute he comes back with...

18 chili dogs, and then Sonic says, "There was a sale" and leaves while dropping a few. Sonic doesn't notice. You eat one and...

you fall unconscious and have a dream about how you got to this point in the story? you search for answers. you ask a guy who said, "I don't know what you're talking about." You ask a little boy, and he says, "Follow me, I know everything." So...

you wake up suddenly and you find yourself stranded in Studiopolis Zone. All of your friends are trapped, and the little boy who knows everything whispers to you a tutorial. "LET'S DO IT!" You shout as you begin the finale. So...

you decide to eat all the pizza from the TMNT and after realizing it's gone they come to you. You tell them your story and they decide to help out.

You bounce over to the film site of "Raiders of The Lost Spunchbops" and do some cardio (You ate a lot) and Uncle Grandpa lends you his power of weird, and tells you, "I need that back by 6, so don't dilly-dally!" It is now 5:30. So you...

decide to play video games for 29:59. when the time came to give him it back you instantly teleport to Uncle Grandpa. But he says...

I want to let you know that I commented on this meme.

dude i did too