me to my gf:

did it work?

no

she never shows me her tits even when i ask her politely

dump her ass

i cant

she has my social security number and my passwords

you married or some shit?

im 13 and shes 13 bro

why the f**k does she have your social security number

She doesnt lmao

but she does have my password to my computer

but i have her pass so

oh okay phew

you would have actually been f**ked if she had your SSN

yeah no she dont have it