Go off to french class
Try to set fire to a glass
Talk back to a nearby teacher
And then get hit in the head with a chair
I HATE MY LIFE
YEAH I REALLY DO HATE IT
I HATE MY LIFE
I REALLY DO HATE FRENCH CLASS
Take a test on all the conjugations
Get an F- in french class
And do 40lbs of défi and get 40lbs more
Then you realize when you walk out the door
YOU HAVE ASIAN PARENTS/j
GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND, THAT IS IT.
SEE YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE,
CAUSE YOU BOUT GON DIE
Face up against the slipper
Try and find where you left your liver
Turns out Mario took it,
Yeah sorry my friend you’re a goner
YOU LOST YOUR LIVER
SORRY MATE, YOUR DEAD AS A FISH
THAT WAS LEFT WITHOUT WATER
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAMILY
Miss another spanish lesson
Have duolingo imprison (kill) your parents
Find a shiny red button
"I wonder, what's this red button do?" *dies and teleports back to french class, as hell* “NO-”
DUO JUST TOOK YOUR FAMILIA
YOU MISSED A DARN SPANISH LESSON
OH WELL, YOUR FAULT
YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD AS OF NOW
Get tested on 1 septillion irregular verbs
Do all 1 CentiCentiCentimillinillion homonyms
Deal with the grief of your whole dead family
Your gonna get hit by a car in the next hour
I guess this was your fault, see you later, idiota
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly,
The best way to threaten
People in a ten mile radius
So let me say one thing…
I’m gonna kill you
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