Alain: *gag* That felt weird. And why’s it so hot?
Me: Stop Saike.
Alain: 1, who are you? 2, who tf is Saike? 3, WHY IS IT SO HOT?!
Me: Saike is the crazy bleeding dorky hat dude over there with the sword. You will refer to ME as fourth wall guy. Also, you’re in hell, so it’s hot.
Alain: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP HIM?!
Me: Uhh, here. *bo staff falls from the sky(?)*
Alain: *picks up the staff* Alright.. I don’t wanna do this, but I’m told I have to stop you from leaving hell, which I don’t blame you for doing, it’s REALLY hot here.