who fr scared of anesthesia

Pregnancy

i'm extremely scared of it
ion care if i'm a minor or an adult

Ur scared of pregnancy but want sex
Del is scared of sex but wants pregnancy
Wild

nah ion rlly care abt sex
only thing i need in life is money and my family and friends

🧢

what if i hate the man who took my virginity
i'd never forgive myself

in that case i don't rlly wanna have sex

Fair

exactly

But like
What if you lose it normally

if someone ever did that to me i'm committing murder

🗿

the court case would be crazy

“You’re honor, he’s a little bitch”

another way to win the case if i'm losing
throw it back for the judge

Judicial lap dance

good tip

The briefcake

you'd become a judge just for that be fr

The only reason I’m going to law school:

ong

🦫🫘

"Where's your proof?"

“My memory mf”

"I see. He's guilty, straight to jail."

Lmaooo

fym normally?

Like
U marry someone you love and then u f**k them

i've heard of people doing it sm times
crackers just be doing it for no reason

🥶🥶🥶

so i can pull up in that courtroom

or be my lawyer and the evidence is "Your honor, her ass is too fat"

Hide evidence in ur ass

watch me dislike the person afterwards
bc that'd be so awkward waking up the next morning and your husband saying during breakfast "your pussy last night was stickier than the cheese in this omelet"

Bro who talks about sex during breakfast 💀💀💀💀
If you marry someone who does that then divorce him
If that’s me then I give you permission to slap me

who tf wants to be pregnant but doesnt want sex

Del

who tf scared of other ppl and public speaking (L introverts)

ong
i love yapping and other people

fr like why be nervous when u can just talk it off

periodt
and if people start laughing at you while talking just laugh with them

Public speaking is scary cause what if I mispronounce something and get laughed at by my dumbass classmates

that's an L