My pet cat who behaves like a dog sometimes

turn off the light

You won't see him

just like my african friend

Crazy 💀

As a cat owner, I am required ro state that my cat is better

As a cat owner, my cat tolerates water, is silly, certified king of goobers, and best of all, doesn't scratch the shit out of visitors.

My cat purposely gets stuck in obscure places, and drinks water with her paw

She is also very silly, with giant eyes and toes

My cat killed hitler

My cat is hitler

My cat ate the rain world rot

My cat sold carpets at our local carpet store

My cat invented the wheel

My cat invented gaslighting

My cat is overall better.

Nah because your cat is black

Jokes on you my cat invented the tanning booth

Jokes on you my cat invented fire

Jokes on you my cat is the first lifeform to ever appear

Jokes on you my cats not alive

Wait..

My pet cat also likes to do those things. Also, my pet cat crawls through vents.

My pet eats trash, and is the color of trash

My pet cat eats mosquitoes

My cat eats dirt

My cat is also useful too because he eats other pests too. Including rats

My cat pets rats

My pet cat literally is so badass that he barked at a pitbull and the pitbull meowed

My cats breath makes plants die

My cat defeated chuck norris and goku at the same time

My cat made biscuits on a blanket and got a Michelin star

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