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Talk as yourself or as an oc. I will be doing more ics in the future

Talk as yourself or as an oc. I will be doing more ics in the future | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
96 views 1 upvote Made by 01101110011001010110000101110100 6 months ago in Imgflip-bossfights
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Corbin: No father?
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Matt: yep
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Corbin: I feel you. I never knew my father too.
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Corbin: No mother?
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Matt: oh no my mother is still around
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Corbin: Right… What about your wife? Is she alive, if you have one of course?

*His phone rings.*

Sorry. I have to take this call. Keep talking.
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Matt: yeah violets alive
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Corbin: Hello! Oh, it’s you. Why did you call me anyways? To WHAT?!

*He puts the phone down.*

Her name’s Violet?

*Back to the phone.*

Now, listen here “Ms Bastard”!
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Matt: yeah.
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Corbin: SHUT THE HELL UP! You don't know who you're dealing with motherf**ker!

*He turns to Matt.*

Do you have any siblings? Any best friends? Enemies perhaps?

*Back to the phone.*

See?! This is why we broke up. You're so f**king annoying! DON'T YOU DARE BRING UP MY THIRD FAILURE!
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Matt: My best friend is Eren.
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Corbin: Who are your enemies?

*To phone.*

ALRIGHT THEN! FINE! Let’s see you take a crack at the three!

*He finally turns it off.*
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*cuddles*
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Matt: No way
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*sad*
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*gets a call*
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Matt: um... Maybe after I'm done with my shift. I think violets next
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X: alright then, but I'll still be here, hmm, test Shai's strength for me will ya?
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Matt: ok
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X: welp, bye
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Matt: hello?
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X: hey there
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Matt: hi?
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X: don't ask how I got this number
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Matt: I won't
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X: so, hoes it going back there?
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Matt: it's alright. I'm hosting a stand booth so people ask me questions
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X: anything I missed?
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Matt: nah not really that's it
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X: alright, since w gotta ask questions, when can we fight again?
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Eva: You are Matt?
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Matt: thats me
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Eva: Cool! Have you seen my husband? He said he has met you before!
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Matt: Who? I'm horrible with names
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Eva: Ivan! My husband is Ivan.
So easy questions first,
Do you have parents?
Do you have friends?
Do you have siblings?
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Matt: ohhh... anyways my dad committed suicide, my mom is around, my friends are Eren and Spark my wife is Violet and I have no siblings
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Eva: Nice!
Next questions,
Which enemies do you have?
Do you have special abilities?
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Matt: Ares doubles as my enemy and my power
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Eva: Who is Ares?
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Matt: the god of war
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Blook: "Yo"
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Matt: sup
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Saike: wanna fight
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Matt: can't, I have to stay at this stand for a couple hours
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Saike: Ok
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