Things to be afraid of lol

Are you trying to make me pee

L imagine being afraid of holes, the ocean and being alone

shut
the
f**k
up

i
don't
think
i
will

I mean
If you're getting attacked by a shark
That's your fault
Cause how do you get in that situation

it's me
i chipped my tooth on a f**king mug
i can do anything

true

i'd probably swim out that far for 5 bucks let's bffr

I'd do it for free

idiot
at least make some cash off of it

Who's gonna pay me to go swimming
idiot

people

i've gotten 5 bucks for asking the math teacher black history month or christmas

damn

At least I'm not afraid of sharks

okay those can bite me and shit
what's the ocean gonna do? i'm moana

It can drown you and ensure nobody will ever find the body

once again
i'm moana

you do realize people have disappeared at sea with no explanation why

i don't rlly worry abt that bc ion rlly care

i only care abt having having a body part bitten off by a shark and having to live with the pain

That's never gonna happen
They only kill 10 people a year
You're more likely to get killed by a dog

if the dog bites me i'd bite it back
i can't bite a f**king shark

you can bite a shark
Only once
Before you die

that's not at all reassuring buddy

and I hate that movie anyway
My younger cousins forced me to watch it

L
i love that movie

Can't relate
They've made me watch it so many times I've memorized all the lyrics to Shiny

sing it for me bb

no

why not

I no wanna

loser

meanie

nuh uh

yuh uh

OoooOoOooOo look it's a boat ooOooOOOoOO