Nacla plushie! Buy for $9.99 right now! (This product has nothing to do with the real person)

Caelum: Why the hell would I want a plush version of the person who (sex) my husband?

To horribly mutilate it without in any way whatsoever replacing the cotton with flesh?

Saike: Yea. I already have some

*shows her box of 5*

caelum: now there’s 7

Saike: Yuh, are there any of you?

*gives her saike plushies*

Caelum: Okay bye

Salesperson: Bye

Caelum: Aw, these are really cute I can’t wait to show him

*rn saikes at home*

Caelum: Hii i’m home

Saike: Oh hey

Anne: Hi

Caelum: Hi there, Saike look at this *shows plushie*

Saike: Oh.. thats.. pretty cool

Caelum: Don’t you love it

Salesperson: Because you should give me money

Caelum: …i’m good.

Salesperson: How about this?

*saike plushies*

Caelum: Aww, that’s cute

Salesperson: Want any?

Caelum: I’ll take a Saike plushie, if that’s okay

Salesperson: Just one?

Caelum: …two.

Salesperson: Alright thats $29.99

Caelum: Okay, here you go 😁

Rizu: *f**king burns them all with a flamethrower*

Salesperson: ...Dude...

Rizu: GO TO HELL FOR MAKING THAT PLUSH

Salesperson: Hold on lemme give you a deal

Met me make these plushes and you can have the milo plush making factory

Rizu: *puples expand* y e s

Salesperson: Ok *hands her keys*

Just sell some and keep some ok?

X: this one's going with my villain collection

Salesperson: Gotta pay up though

X: *hands him 10 dollars* id usually steal it but you seem like a nice guy

Salesperson: Thanks

X: *fades out of existence*

*Matt about to drop it off a cliff*

Wait what was that about nothing to do with the real person?

Salesperson: Hey you gotta pay for that

Matt: how much?

Salesperson: $9.99

Matt: ...*tosses off cliff*

Saleperson: *pushes him off cliff*

Matt: wheeeeeeee *Thud*

*leaves*