as you can see I am none of these

Nice?

Haha.
Welcome the LGBTQ stream ally

You see, I also happen to not be an ally, nor a homophobe. I'm indifferent to the LGBTQ.

Well that's not really possible in practice.
Let's say you were to vote on a law. That if put into place, would take away some rights of LGBTQ people.
Would you vote for or against the bill?

For.

Than you are not indifferent to our community.
You are against it.

hurray

Wait how are you not other?

and qhy might that be?

*why

Bro's straight haha

retorical, but i like your enthusiasm