STOP DOING CALCULUS; - Functions were not supposed to have derivatives
- Area under the curve? How about you measure that out yourself?
- Want to find the rate of change of a graph? Find the slope, not this:; "Yes, this graph has a local minimum at f'(x) = 0. Yes, this graph has a saddle point at fxxfyy-fxy^2=0. -Statements dreamed by the utterly deranged; LOOK at what calculus nerds have been DEMANDING your respect for all this time, with all the calculators and pencils we built for them:; (this is REAL calculus done by REAL calculus nerds):; ??? ????? ?????? "hello, i would like apples please"; they have played us for absolute fools
