You think you can beat me? Blasphemy!

the anti tank missile says otherwise

Anti tank missile? This is boxing!

you're still a wanted criminal dummy

We’re not worried about this right now
We’re boxing and we’re following the rules

ok fine
*Literally hits magic out of the ring*

“I’m pretty sure that’s against the rules!”

"Nope
Actually if you don't pull yourself back into the ring, you'll be out."

*Magic man floats back onto the ring*

"alright"

“Okay, now we shall box!” *He takes off his hat because hats aren’t allowed*

*oh really*
"Wait I have to take off the bag"

*Magic man gets punched and starts coughing violently, vomits, then falls on the floor*

Ref: "3.. 2.."

*Magic man doesn’t move*

“You’ll need that bag for when you face the humiliation of losing to me!”

"I'd wear it if I won too, you dummy"
*Literally slams fists on top of head*

*Magic man makes a magic shield*

"you can't use magic
Fight me like a man!!!"

“As yes okay then”

"C'mon try to hit me

*Magic man jabs at you*

"weak.
Sloppy.
Sad.
Failure."
*UPPACUT*

*Magic man dodges, then counter punches*

"gotta give it to you that was a nice one
But a little less like THIS"
*Hits him like he was hit*
"And more like THIS"
*hits him differently*

"YOU CANNOT BEAT US"

EEEE AAHH EEHH OOO EEEE
EEEHH AH AH EHH AHH OOO EEEE AAAHHH OOOHH EEEHH
EEHH AH AH EH AH

“I shall prevail!”

"Step up to the plate and show us just what you can do, child."

*Magic man steps into the ring*

"You rely so much on your spells and cheating... what do you have left with that on the back burner?"

“Huh?”

"*sigh* How strong are you without your fancy-pants magic?"

“Very strong! Look at these muscles!”

(TV-an breaks the 4th wall by looking at the screen, unimpressed.)

“Okay so maybe my body is completely shadowed and you can’t tell”