Starhunt Chapter 6: Weird Encounters (Ft. X's POV, i made a few mistakes at first, so we're redoing it!)

"So this is a journal, huh? Mayu left it in a chair and I decided to look into it. Man, she’s been through some stuff. Anyways, you might or might not know me, but I’ve seen that Mayu has written a lot about me. I’m X, and I wanted to write a bit about my own trip to this town. I come from a species named Xylons, but one day some dude named DBL destroyed the planet the Xylones lived on. So, after all that shit happened, I found another planet and I started fighting people there, since that’s basically one thing I do best. Some of those fights led me to this town, and I’ve been here ever since. Anyways-

Tekai: X? When are you gonna introduce me to those friends of yours?

X: Right about now.

Hey, Mayu, if you see this, I just wanted to let you know that there’s someone I want you to meet a little later. Anyways, bye!

(X would put the journal down and continue doing random stuff on the beach)

[July 16th, 3027, 5:27 PM]

Hey, it’s Mayu. Apparently, I left my journal lying around. I knew I should have left it back at the hotel. Anyways, We just met the STRANGEST creatures, the Sharklings and the Sealicorns. Sealicorns are basically sea unicorns, and they can turn into humans too. I met one named Malani today, and she’s super nice. And then, I met the prince and princess of the sharklings, Aquatix and Splashi. Aquatix is very stubborn, and it’s like she’s born a leader. Splashi is very warm-hearted and soft.

Mayu: Hey X? Who’s the person you wanted us to meet?

My friends, plus the new friends i’ve made were playing volleyball, but then Scout, Violet, Matt, and Maxine walked up to me, confused.

Scout: What person?

Violet: Yeah, what person?"

X would walk up to us, with someone behind him.

X: Guys, I’d like you to meet Tekai. She’s my girlfriend.

Tekai: Greetings.

Mayu: Woah… you look nice! Are those wings?

Tekai: No, they're actually some machinery I made myself.

Mayu: Yeah, I am.

Tekai: Hmm.. are those ninja stars in your cargo pants?

Mayu: They certainly are!

Tekai: Interesting… And you, You’re Scout, the shapeshifter!

Scout: Wow, he really did tell you a lot! What else did X tell you about me?

Tekai: Well, he told me that you were very smart, and that you’re Mayu’s best friend. And that you have a sister named Stacy.

Scout: Yeah. People say we look alike, but they’re lying!

Tekai: And you’re Matt and Violet. Congratulations on getting married, by the way.

Violet: Thank you!

Matt: I appreciate that and all, but what’s with the potato on the ground?

I looked down near Matt’s feet to see a potato… and it was moving too.

Scout: HOW THE F**K IS THAT THING MOVING, THERE’S NO WIND!

Tekai: I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this…

Suddenly, the potato opened its eyes! A-and it had a mouth! Dammit, why do all the strange things happen to me? I guess breaking mirrors really is 7 years of bad luck. At least this is the last year of it though…

???: I LIVE!

Everyone: …WHAT-

???: Oh right, I forgot that some people can’t handle the “Living Potato” thing.

Mayu: I can, I’ve seen weirder.

???: Anyways, My name’s Potato!

Tekai: Is that… literal naming?

Potato: Yes, yes it is.

Violet: I guess I could get used to it a bit, I mean… me and Matt have also seen weirder.

Marshal suddenly calls out to me: HEY SIS, I JUST SAW THE WEIRDEST THING! PEOPLE WITH CAKE HEADS!!!

Mayu: Well sh*t, I thought this day couldn’t get any weirder

We all rushed over to see it, and sure enough, there were people with food for heads. Now, I’m just kind of going to get to the point, because there’s something else that happened that’s extremely important. It was a family of 4, the dad was named Ivan, the mom was named Eva, and their kids were named Henry and Azuka. Marshal played with the 2 kids, while I talked to the mom and dad.

Marshal: Hey guys, wanna see something cool?

Henry: …Sure. Whatcha got?

Marshal’s eyes would turn black, his horns would grow, and his voice would go deep. It looked a bit scary, but he did it just to say one thing:

Marshal: B A L L S.

Henry: Haha!

Azuka: Hehe… I don’t get it.

Meanwhile with Me and their parents, we were discussing how we got here.

Ivan: Well, we got lost.

Eva: This is why I don’t give you maps.

Ivan: Fair enough.

Mayu: Well, I was framed, there was a space blob that was going to corrupt everyone on my planet… and now there’s a bounty on me. So I came to this dimension, and then I met some blue haired glitch girl who told me about some prophecy.

After talking with them, they went back to do some stuff on the beach as Marshal, Azuka, and Henry continued to play. Suddenly, I heard some yelling and rumbling.

Aquatix: I can’t go a single day on this forsaken beach without violence happening.

Aquatix turns to a guy behind her.

Aquatix: You there, what is your name?

?: I’m Alex.

Aquatix: Tell me, Alex, what are those 2 fighting about?

Alex: Some short person with a bag got headpats.

Aquatix: That’s the second time this week. Istg, I’m gonna have to ban those people soon.

Mayu: What people? Who’s people?

Aquatix: Their names are…

…Nami and Baggy.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well Eva is a demon (No food head for her) not a Sweetman like Ivan also Ivan has a IQ of 1256 and can read maps that have detailing that normal humans can't read so that part is wrong sadly

Oh oki

Eva is very cool I like him

I thought Eva was a girl tjo

Tho*

Yeah she is
Eva is the son of Lucifer in my stories

Oh ok

Do not mind that I said son even though it should technically be daughter I did not make a mistake

Oh mk

I'm giving scout the tf2 voice from now on when I read this

lmao

scout's a girl tho but that makes it even funnier lmao

lmao

i ran out of jokes

lmao same

Lmao

scout: "need a dispenser here"

lmao

i love how we're just typing lmao before we say something else

lmao

your honor that is not my discord account

lmao

my name was just in a math problem

lmao

your honor we decided to double and pass the murder charges to the next person

lmao

your honor i swear that my brother is guilty