this dude used to live in a white void. he then got kicked out for being different, and ended up on earth. He found a gray hat and kept it cuz it looked cool. Then one day he find headphones, and clothes. Then he gets sent to purgatory n' shit, and escapes containment, gaining some cool sunglasses.
legend has it that to this day he sells seed packets to prepare people for the zombie apocalypse.
