*I (Batten Rouge, a retired pirate) was just walking around town when I saw this*
Hey! Ye bett'r leave 'im alone, or ye will face th' consequences. And ye ain't gonna like what I got in store for ye.
*I impale the leader with my sword, then I turn to look at the rest of the gang and say*
That oughta teach th' rest o' ye t' not mess with Batten Rouge!