When life gives you bread, go weep in a corner

Only if you’re gluten-free

real XD

that one guy in the math problems

John has 300 bags of bread, he dropped a fraction of what he has, how much does he still have, explain your answer

AR NARRR

this is from a movie

He’s inbred

I saw what you did there lol

I was concerned that my joke was too ~crusty~

Well that was ~crumby~. I thought you would still ~loafing~ around.

Don’t be so sour(dough)

Then (bake) me

me too

These puns will soon be the yeast of your worries.

Maybe he’s on his period

quit your f**king bullshit

Nah
That's bullshit

Bro stop