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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of befriending compatabillity with human and non human species, trolls and sealicorns would be the best species? See, the sealicorns are capable of giving humans a little helmet with unlimited oxygen to breathe in when they take them underwater, and trolls are GREAT for people who love to sing and dance, or just listen to music. They know a BUNCH of songs to sing, kind of like Island in the sun, Buddy Holly, Beverly Hills, Barracuda, Ruler of everything, Wannabe, Welcome to the Internet, and more!