Bro I'm autistic (actually) and I'm on team dog from personal experience.
You are supposed to do ALL. THAT. SHIT just in the hopes that a cat might decide to allow you to pet it.
Like f**k cats, little c**ts stays in MY house, eating MY food, living comfy and provided for, loved unconditionally and the little prick has the f**king audacity to act like I'm his personal servant.
Cats ain't mans best friend.
Cats are arrogant f**kers, dogs are loyal to a fault and love you conditionally.