He wanted to so hello from the closet

what did he do you you???

I dyed his hair pink and tied him up

expect someone to come on your doorstep and throw you a sticker, candyyman.

What?

candy man i'm gonna eat your hair and make you bald

I’ll make sure to put on my disgusting rainbow flavor for that.

that's my favorite one. >:)

You’ve never even tried it, we never sold it

i INVENTED it you fool

No you didn’t

how much trash does he eat

kidnappers united recommends at least two banana peels and three crumpled up pieces of paper twice a day

We feed him candy, he won’t stop crying until he gets a candy cane

why does he look like an oompah loompah 😭

He does? I don’t see it

Are you serious trying gaslight me into thinking he dresses up like an elf all the time?

An elf? That was my outfit!

yeah that's because you dress up like a gnome
Willy Wonka looking 😭

I do not! Gnomes have the pointy hat!

I know but you dress like some kind of jolly merry fiddly little creature
Which is funny because you are the opposite of that

Well for your information, I wear tights and sleeves the same color as my arms and legs… which are the candy striped color… apart from that I just wear the brownish (formerly pink) shirt and the orange scarf

You look like magic man. Not the guy you know, the dude from Adventure Time.

No I do not!

Not in terms of color, but yeah, you do.

Oh yeah I guess not
It's been a while since I watched it
You look like a bag lunch on the right

No I don’t, I look beautiful

That bag doesn’t have pretty hair, or a cool scarf or beautiful pink colors

A bag lunch overstuffed with insulation

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haha

Uhh… my phone has been stolen…

Yeah sure

Well i got it back now

Good for you