You cant change my mind

take a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous womens feet
Theres no need to panic this isn’t a test
Just nod or shake your head and we do the rest

Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
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Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other
Welcome to the internet

Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
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Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Welcome to the internet put your cares aside
Here’s a tip for straining pasta here’s a 9 year old who died
We got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawing of the entire cast of Harry Potter f**king each other welcome to the internet

Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you w**re

See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink