I commit arson daily

Can I see the little girls?

*grabs his extended belt* into the closet, or the basement, or on the bed… your choice

How about none? You can't get me....come try me. I dare you!

*whips her a few times*

HELP!! IS ANYONE THERE?! *Sees an AK-47 and tries grabbing the AK-47 from under the bed*

Here ya go

Put it down moonshade. *chuckles*

I already pulled the safety pin so it could be activated, just before you ate it. Prepare to be blown up my friend.

*burps* spicy!

You forgot that I have a grenade in my back pocket. One more move and you're dead.

*takes one step*

*dies*

I'm warning you! I will throw it!

*eats grenade*

crap, he ate it. What will we do

Thanks! Let's shoot him down now...*pulls trigger*

We didn't take over China for nothin

*Shoots at Sporko* Take that you illegal immigrant!

Wow. Kinda far but ok. *eats the bullets*

*throws Stielhandgranate at illegal*
ALLAHU AHKBAR!

Sure, *opens basements door*

*quickly unties him* now to the closet…

*digs him a grave* at least I got a replacement…

Real. *kidnaps moonshade*

NO!

*slams door at the sight of Sporko*
"Welp, that was unexpected. Shall we move on Moonshade?"

Get back in the closet. *pulls out a belt and rope*

Are you challenging me?

*ties the rope to the belt for longer reach* I said get back in the closet…

Your mine skeebles

*whips you*

Don't you dare touch him! *Grabs the belt*

Thanks for saving me

But, sorry, I'm already dead

I have to work in the mine....to not get an even worse punishment...

*whispers to you* I don't know what I can do...I tried escaping but failed multiple times.

Your insides are gonna blow- *hears crackling noise*

...Uh oh.

*big burp* that was very spicy moonshade. Got more?

I guess I gotta make an ascape before this place is blown up to smithereens...*manages to open the window and crawl out, running as fast as possible.*

*burps again after the grenade explodes. Follows moonshade*

*Consume serenading*

*Manages to unlock a basement door from out a random person's house and tries to hide my heavy breathing*

*Sees a chair that I can use to stop the door from getting opened*

*follows moonshade* moonshade where are youuuu~

*sees a detonator on the floor* Maybe I can use his if he comes in...

*this

*puts hand on moonshade shoulder* hello there. What were you going to use?

H-huh?! How did you get here...?? *Hides the detonator and pushes the button*

*the boxes behingpd her explode*

WOAH- heh...was was thattttt?? *breaks the door and runs free again*

*follows her whistling*

*You end up catching up to me* Skeebles! I need your help!! Come onnn where are you?!

I’m sorry. I ate himmm. Now to the basement.

Ugh....fine....*follows while hanging my head low and slightly closing my eyes*

what about me?

*locks moonshade in the basement* (you deserve a follow for all of that 🤣🤣🤣)

*lifts my eyes up to you with a sad face* Lol I followed you as well

(Ight!) don’t worry, you’ll only be down there for 3 days…

What are you- going to do....?

Can’t say

Nooo please don't do this to me...please!! *Looks at you with small tears in my eyes*

Ok. You will just work in the mines.

Oh well um...sorry about that I guess...

Casual talks about slavery 🤣

*Looks behind me and sees you smirking, making me mutter under my breath and continue working*

*bell goes off* time for a break!

I'm doing fine....and you?

Depressed. Had to let my slave go.

Okay...!

*horn mp3* your done moonshade! Your free now!

*gets up and walks past you while staring at the chamber key that unlocks the exit*

*winks cuz why not*

*Let's out an exhausted groan while laying my head down on a nearby table*

*brings her some water* here drink up…

Starts getting tired* Hm........how much longer....

5 more minutes!

mmmh...thanks I guess..*looks down at the floor after drinking*

It’s ok. This is your last day down here.

Good morning sir....*yawns a little*

Oh good morning moon. How are you today?

Alright- thank you....*gives you a small frown as I walk pass you to exit the mines*

*waves*

*next day*

*walking*

Fine.....*sigh*

:3

Alright well....I better get back to work I guess since my break is over. *Walks quickly and starts working again*

*rolls his eyes* ok.

*starts working in the mines*

*watches her work*

Wow....well thanks for letting me go early.

Early? This is your second day down here.

I thought you were going to keep me here forever...I thought you were lying

No. I don’t keep people that long. Unless I want something from them if you know what I mean