TAKE YESTERDAY FOR EXAMPLE.. WE WERE OUT AT THE OLIVE GARDEN FOR DINNER.. AND I HAPPENED TO LOOK OVER AND SEE A WAITRESS TAKING AN ORDER... ...AND I FOUND MYSELF WONDERING WHAT COLOR HER UNDERPANTS MIGHT BE... ..WHICH WAS LOVELY.. ..BUT I STARTED THINKING, "WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE SILK PANTIES.. MAYBE IT'S A THONG.. .... HER PANTIES. ODDS ARE THEY'RE PROBABLY BASIC WHITE.. COTTON.. UNDERPANTS.. ..MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING REALLY COOL THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.."