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woahh

tf is 6,3

im 6 feet 3 inches ta;;

"Oh hi man, you're tall" *breaks neck trying to look up at you*

*lifts you up* wsg

*barely visible fear (hate being lifted)* uhhh.. not much. Tired and shit. You?

"wsg. guess who i brought~?"
*puffers crawls out of my hoodie pocket*

*little squeal of happiness* omgggg! Hi kittyyy

*puffers climb up you*

*tries to not vocalize how excited I am*
*it succeeds, but happy tears form in my eyes*

lucky

i’m 5’5”

if i dont see you with a chuckle nuts and he is staring at you imma do the
"180 set hut!"
and lineman you

You know...

;3
bedroom first tho~

my fellow tall mf

idk man im also like 6'3ish

"damn you tall as shit"
*runs away*

"damn.."

i shoot myself because your like half my age and twice as tall as me

Bro is NOT 3”1.5

wait i meant a foot taller my dumbass

Bro IS 5”3

Say hi

wsg

Sex

bedroom first~

can i join

no..

*slaps*
why yo ass so tall

*rams my knee into your face*
idk. genetics ig