since we’re somewhat on the topic
birdo: *could literally vore the entire solar system if she tried and no one would know where it went*
my dad: this is fine *proceeds to have a tangential discussion with me about birdo as an lgbtq character and her relationship with yoshi*
blooper: *literally just lifting earth with one of his teeny tiny tentacles*
my dad: why is the blooper even in space in the first place? i thought squids belonged in the ocean
may or may not have been the thing that made me go “sayori and sephiroth era lessgo” tbh
