Things to do when bored
1. Attempt suicide! Always works, whether you're successful or not
2. War crimes! Always fun to be the cause of ww3
3: Murder! So thrilling
4. Homie sex! Not gay as long as you have socks on
5. Consume a toddler! Easy, tasty, and nutritious food
6. Arson! Nothing quite like burning an orphanage
7. Kidnapping Grandpa's! everyone loves to kidnap
8. Stabbing turtles! we just love to stab turtles, don't we?
9. Stalking! Stare into the windows of your fellow neighbors while they're sleeping. They'll find it hilarious
10. Throwing bricks at the homeless! That's always fun.
11. Shitting in a water tower! Always relaxing
12. Raping minors! Makes everyone's day
13. Wear your great grandpa's funny-looking ghost costume to KFC! The people will love it there
14. Spend 50 thousand dollars on a softcore porn animation involving your character being chased by the titular character “Charlie Morningstar” from the Prime Video show “Hazbin Hotel!” Very good value
15. peeing! peeing inside your bones is really fun
16. licking bread!!!! dont we all just love to get a slice of bread and lick it?
