Who wants to help Shai with killing the ancient god Xymonus

Matt: did someone say god killing!?

Shai: Yes, my time has come, I must kill him

Matt: LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!

Shai: He's over there *He points to a giant red being with a sword and shield*

Matt: *runs in gun blazing*

Shai: Wait! What are you doing!

Matt: *Activates Ares Armor and punches*

Xymonus: *Looks down* Huh? Who is this puny life form

Matt: *continues punching, which starts to get stronger*

Xymonus: *Kicks him away*

Matt: *blocks*

Xymonus: *Slams his sword into him*

Matt: 8eibhc.gif (click to show)

Xymonus: Who is this feeble being?

Matt: *hits the sword away and runs up arm*

*A red spike stabs through Matt*

Matt: darn. I was doing good

Xymonus: *Grabs Matt and throws him into a mountain* Is that all you got, we said we'd do a rematch!

Matt: *bounces back and lands a kick on their head*

*Right before Matt reaches him Xymonus headbutts him to the ground*

Xymonus: COME ON, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT XORBUS

Matt: WHO THE F**K IS XORBUS?!

Shai: THAT'D BE ME *Slams into Xymonus making a giant green explosion*

Matt: oh that makes a lot of sense

Shai: *Starts relentlessly throws balls of green energy at Xymonus*

Matt: should I...

Shai: *Still blasting* Help? Yeah

matt: Okay *Prepares to swap with Ares*

Shai: *Get slammed to the floor*

ares: *rushes in and punches Xymonus*

Xymonus: *Blocks with his shield and swipes the sword at Ares*

Ares: hm?

Xymonus: *Blasts red lasers at Ares*

Ares: *swats it away* Relax I'm on your side... for now

Shai: *Gets up from the rubble* Damn it, Im still not strong enough

Ares: *punches Xymonus extremely hard*

Xymonus: You said you were on my side

(He was talking to Shai)

Shai: *Charging up an attack*

Xymonus: *Slams his sword down on ares*

Ares: *laughs as he's sitting at a nearby mountain*

Ares; You think you could even touch me?

Xymonus: *Blasts laser eyes at him*

Ares: *Dodges again* If you can land even a single hit on me, I will kill Shai for you.

Xymonus: *Slams his Shield and sword together and some sort of energy forms*

Ares: Oh this is interesting

Xymonus: *Slams his sword into the ball of energy which creates some sort of black hole*

Ares: *Smirks as the armor attaches itself into the ground*

*The force becomes stronger and it sucks everything in*

Ares: *flies in, but kicks Xymonus*

Xymonus: Heh *Ares and Shai both get sucked in*

Ares: *appears behind him*

*They're in some kind of distorted dimension*

Ares: hm... well he got me. time to die Shai

Shai: *Heavily injured* Wait, what?

Ares: *rushes at Shai*

*15 minutes remain till the switch*

Shai: Wait, you said you were on my side!

Ares: I also said if they landed a hit on me, I would kill you *Kicks them*

Shai: *Falls back* But, why

Ares: Why? Cause why not? it's funny *Grabs them by the back and tosses them in the air*

Shai: *Whilst in the air, his eyes glow green*

*kicks shai into the ground*

Shai: *Clenches his fist*

Ares: come on... give me your best

Shai: *Green energy surrounds him*

Ares: oooh real scary.

Shai: *Green energy forms around him and he stands up*

Ares:...

Shai: *Slams Ares into the ground*

*Ares appears behind and kicks Shai in the head*

Shai: *With Surprising amount of durability, he Just looks at him*

Ares: ...*punches him*

Shai: Enough *His energy turns red and his durability goes away and he punches Ares away*

*Ares suddenly disappears*

Shai: *Turns to Xymonus*

Ares: *returns in front of shai with a red aura*

Shai: Out of my way

Ares: *backhands Shai*

Shai: *gets hit back* I SAID OUT OF MY WAY *The energy turns green*

Ares: hm... 3 minutes huh...? *puts hands together as he smirks*

Shai: Let me kill Xymonus

*a f**king meteor comes out from the sky*

Shai: Oh?

*it lands in a nearby city, killing millions*

Ares: just wanted to drive this guy into dispair

Shai: You, You did that?

Ares: Killed millions. just for fun!

Shai: WHY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Ares: Just to make sure I get a little bit of fun before... *He gets interuppted as Matt takes over and falls over*

Shai: *Grabs matt and pulls back his fist*

Matt: oh god...

Shai: *Slams his fist into Matt's stomach*

Matt: OH F**K! IT'S ME SHAI!

Shai: *Slams Matt into the ground* WHY'D YOU DO IT

Matt: I AM NOT ARES-

Shai: *Holding his fist back* WHAT?

Matt: I AM NOT ARES!

Shai: YOU MURDERED MILLIONS

Matt: NO I DID NOT! THAT WAS ARES!

Shai: WHO IS ARES

Matt: THE GOD OF WAR

Shai: WHY DOES HE HAVE CONTROL OVER YOUR BODY

Matt: LONG STORY NOW GET OFFA ME

Shai: WHY, HE JUST MURDERED MILLIONS

*violet comes out of nowhere in her demon form and stabs Shai from behind*

Shai: Who's this?

Matt: that's my wife...

Violet: *tosses Shai off Matt*

Shai: And you? You're assisting him?

Violet: LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE!

Shai: HE JUST KILLED MILLIONS, IM JUST TRYING TO BRING JUSTICE

Violet: MATT IS A VICTIM! WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S NOT ATTACKING YOU? WHY DO YOU THINK ARES KILLED MILLIONS? TO TORTURE MY HUSBAND!

Shai: So This Ares guy, can take control of your husband, and he likes to torture him?

violet: *nods*

Shai: Why would he agree to that?!?!?

Matt: It's the only thing keeping me alive

Shai: I've got I fight to get back to anyways *Dashes off at Xymonus*

Violet: *picks up Matt and heads home*