Canada

and then the guy in the bank is like
why yes good sir. give me a second to alert the authorities so they can share some of this money with you!

then the authorities are like
hello my good man. i see you have a large bag of money in your hand. may we procure that bag of money?

then the robber is like
i apologize, but i do not wish to lose this currency i have gained from this bank, thank you though!

then the authorities go
i apologize in advance my good man, but it seems we have to use force. We will give you one more chance for you to let us procure the bag of money or we will draw our swords.

and then the robber goes
despite your warning, i cannot accept defeat. give me your best shot kind sirs

then the authorites go
im sorry, but it is time for us to use force. (the authorities draw their swords)

then the robber is like
sir, it appears you are trying to forcefully procure my currency bags. unfortunately, due to this, i am now holding civilians with my own force of myself. i must convey with you that they are currently endangered if i do not get my currency

the authorities go
we agree to your compromise good sir, but if you have tricked us, we will be forced to use our swords.

the robber goes
indeed we have, however if you use your bladed weapons and attempt to convey trickery on me i will be forced to fire the weapon i hold within my hand

the authorities fall back

the robber leaves with the currency bags and escapes successfully, letting the civilian free

the authorities get fired for not using force to the fullest extent (after getting the civilians to safety)

then the ex-authorities track the robber down and confront him again

the robber greets them with
ah hello there authorities how may i help you

the authorities say
hello my good sir. do you remember an event that occurred at a certain bank that was robbed of its currency?

the robbers go
indeed i do remember that, i was the main string puller of the event. why i may inquire?

the authorities go
yes good sir, it was you that forced us to lose our jobs and move to america and become canadian-american.

the robber goes

nuh uh

then the authorities go
it is time for us to use force. (the authorities draw their swords)

then the robber goes
please cease your attempt at force, or i will use force on the civilian
then the civilian goes
please do not use force on me or i will no longer have bodily function

the authorities go
oh no, that hooligan is attempting to use force on that civilian! we have to stop this dreadful man!

then the robber goes
if you advance any further near this civilian he will be met with untimely fate unless we can come to a compromise

the authorities stop, then go
what compromise do you have in mind, good sir?

the robber goes
i shall escape with no harm or currency to my name and you will retrieve these civilians that i have taken under my command