how tf does a spider cause that

Gives me more of a reason to try and kill it.

no

"Two tourists from Switzerland braked sharply when they saw the arachnid walking across state Route 190 east of Towne Pass, a remote area almost 5,000 feet above sea level, on Saturday.

"A 24-year-old Canadian man on a motorcycle then crashed into the back of the Swiss couple’s rented camper van," the National Park Service said in a statement.

An NPS ambulance took him to Desert View Hospital in Pahrump, Nevada.

"The spider walked away unscathed," the NPS statement added."
Apparently someone saw the spider, either got scared or didn't want to run it over and braked, and crashed into a campervan

don't run over spiders they'll RULES OF NATURE your car

Things to do when bored
1. Attempt suicide! Always works, whether you're successful or not
2. War crimes! Always fun to be the cause of ww3
3: Murder! So thrilling
4. Homie sex! Not gay as long as you have socks on
5. Consume a toddler! Easy, tasty, and nutritious food
6. Arson! Nothing quite like burning an orphanage
7. Kidnapping Grandpa's! everyone loves to kidnap
8. Stabbing turtles! we just love to stab turtles, don't we?
9. Stalking! Stare into the windows of your fellow neighbors while they're sleeping. They'll find it hilarious
10. Throwing bricks at the homeless! That's always fun.
11. Shitting in a water tower! Always relaxing
12. Raping minors! Makes everyone's day
13. Wear your great grandpa's funny-looking ghost costume to KFC! The people will love it there

What the actual hell is wrong with you? That's insanely f**ked up.

A lot, whats new?

wdym what's new

Like is something surprising?

im 5 feet away from you

like 15 actually

night vale type shit