Gollum Lord Of The Ring

Things to do when bored
1. Attempt suicide! Always works, whether you're successful or not
2. War crimes! Always fun to be the cause of ww3
3: Murder! So thrilling
4. Homie sex! Not gay as long as you have socks on
5. Consume a toddler! Easy, tasty, and nutritious food
6. Arson! Nothing quite like burning an orphanage
7. Kidnapping Grandpa's! everyone loves to kidnap
8. Stabbing turtles! we just love to stab turtles, don't we?
9. Stalking! Stare into the windows of your fellow neighbors while they're sleeping. They'll find it hilarious
10. Throwing bricks at the homeless! That's always fun.
11. Shitting in a water tower! Always relaxing
12. Raping minors! Makes everyone's day
13. Wear your great grandpa's funny-looking ghost costume to KFC! The people will love it there

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