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Things to do when bored
1. Attempt suicide! Always works, whether you're successful or not
2. War crimes! Always fun to be the cause of ww3
3: Murder! So thrilling
4. Homie sex! Not gay as long as you have socks on
5. Consume a toddler! Easy, tasty and nutritious food
6. Arson! Nothing quite like burning an orphanage
7. Kidnapping Grandpa's! everyone loves to kidnap
8. stabbing turtles! we just love to stab turtles dont we?
9. Stalking! Stare into the windows of your fellow neighbors while they're sleeping. They'll find it hilarious

toddlers

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10. Kidnap a child! They might be annoying but who cares you gonna get paaaaaiiiiiiidddd and you'll be able to talk to someone